Jarod couldn't wait until October 26, so he came out at 4 am of October 15 instead. Weighing in at 5 lbs and 8.4 oz, and measuring in at 19 inches, young Jarod came crying out into the world much to the joy of his parents. Both Mom and Son are good and Dad has just realized that his last days of uninterrupted sleep is forever gone....
oh well.... :-)
how I passed the last 10 minutes....
jcuartoAL: tell me a story
lawgirlgenius: huh
lawgirlgenius: dork
lawgirlgenius: once upon a time there was a dork named
jojcuartoAL: tell me a story
jcuartoAL: who farted on a girl named ann
jcuartoAL: then she stopped talking to him
lawgirlgenius: then he died from the stench of his own gases
lawgirlgenius: and she lived happily ever after
lawgirlgenius: the end
jcuartoAL: and sent her bf to kick his ass
jcuartoAL: but jo gave him a kick where it counted...
jcuartoAL: and he cried home
jcuartoAL: the end
lawgirlgenius: another classic chat that should be posted on the blog
jcuartoAL: ok...
jcuartoAL: one sec
MAM seeks HELP ASAP, NSA 420
I'm falling off the grid again. I get annoyed at myself when I'm not consistent with my blogging. More often than not, I'll blog for days on end, until that inevitable moment where I get too busy at work, I overslept the night before, or I got my thumbs stuck in my ass. Then, I'll disappear for awhile, do my thing and come back after a month or two of hiatus and blog like nothing happened. Doesn't that piss you guys off as well? You should expect nothing less than consistency when it comes to blogging. This isn't rocket science, nor should this be pain where god split your cheeks.
Now I could do the usual thing and just make the promise of blogging more, but what good is my word when I know it's not gonna get done. I wanna do more than just talk and complain and bitch about this. I wanna actually do this!!! So if you guys have suggestions, then give em up and help a brutha out.
pretend they're all naked....
Ann thinks if I blog about it, my fears may be alleviated... so let's see....
lawgirlgenius: gawd
lawgirlgenius: wut a day
jcuartoAL: check out my bio:
jcuartoAL:
Jojo Cuarto is an Oracle programmer/developer for the San Diego State University Research Foundation. He is responsible for creating and maintaining Banner-related Oracle forms, generating and maintaining Oracle Reports for the various departments of the Research Foundation, and maintaining the Banner Database System. Prior to working with SDSURF, he was an ActionLine Consultant for SunGard SCT where he supported the Banner General, XtenderSolutions, and Self-Service products.
jcuartoAL: my boss wants me to present at a conference so I have to send out a bio...
jcuartoAL: I am sooooooooo nervous....
lawgirlgenius: dude i would piss my pants
lawgirlgenius: good luck!
jcuartoAL: me too
jcuartoAL: I am so crazy nervous!!!
lawgirlgenius: u should blog about it
lawgirlgenius: it'll help u get over it
jcuartoAL: ok
Secret #14
When I was around 5 or 6, I caught my parents trying to make my little sister.
oh God the horrors!!!!!
Secret #13
My buddy and I used to act "gay" just to embarass each other in public. Now we do it because it's second-nature. And to top it off, I'm doing it with my other guy friends. Sometimes I wonder about myself.
Thank God I'm married....
Secret #12
I wasted my first kiss on someone that I did not like, nor respect. Chalk that up to hormonal urges.
He's baaacckkk
To my legions of fans out there, I'm baaaaacck! ok, who are we kidding, it's more like 5 fans. I apologize for my impromptu hiatus, but when work starts kicking you in the butt, you know how that goes. The problem with my situation at work is that people found out that I was going on my month-long leave really, really soon. So what does that mean? Alot of them started panicking so they heaped all this crap into my plate in the hopes that I could get to them before I left for a month.
So I pretty much got screwed big time. I had to work overtime during the weekends in order to make a dent and my blogging suffered for this. But I did make a concerted effort to at least read what everyone else was writing, but apparently it's not enough. Since I got Anny and Meish begging for my words of demented wisdom, I am finally back from the dead. So savor this ladies!!!! It's only because of you guys that I'm back!!!!!